So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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