i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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