um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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