She announced her abortion via fbk
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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