With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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