I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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