Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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