had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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