Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I deserve this hangover.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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