I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Randomize
