Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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