What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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