Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
