he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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