grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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