if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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