is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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