before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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