So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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