There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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