Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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