Say something about gay babies.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
This baby is an asshole
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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