OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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