Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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