New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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