AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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