Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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