I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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