What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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