yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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