how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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