if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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