"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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