chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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