All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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