Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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