If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
im calling her cock vulture from now on
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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