doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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