Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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