Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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