That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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