The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I didn't notice because vodka
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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