No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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