If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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