its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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