im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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