I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
In America we eat man semen.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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