Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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