Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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