I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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